Burning Down the House
We spent the weekend visiting my mom in northern N.J. and drove back through the Delaware Water Gap. I was taken by how the Gap looks like Tarzan's escarpment on one side. But that's just me.
Anyhoo, during the usual embarrassing and unavoidable stroll down memory lane, my mom told the story of how in my teens, I set my bedroom on fire because I was smoking in bed. Well, I have never smoked other than trying to look cool at parties (when you could actually look cool by smoking tobacco).
The true story is far sadder and geekier. We had very stringent rules in my father’s house, like lights out at 11 p.m. Well, my insomnia was well entrenched already as a teen, so I would take off the shade and put the lamp on the bed and block the glare with my pillow. One night about three o'clock my luck ran out.
You can guess the outcome: A smoldering mattress, singed sheets and a flaming pillow, which brought about all lights and a house awake. Of course the only explanation that made sense to them was contraband cigarettes.
After that night, I just read my Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction in school.
